Advertlets

Sunday, 4 December 2011

Technical Support

Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
...............................

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD out !!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet. It's still on my
desk . . . Sorry. Thank you.
...............................

Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
...............................

Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi .. . . I can't print.
Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . .
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me. I'm not Bill
Gates!!!
...............................

Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try,
it says . . . 'CAN'T FIND PRINTER'. I even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it!!!
...............................

Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah . . . . . .. . . . . Thank you.
...............................

Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 store.
...............................

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.
Customer: Okay..
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Wait a moment please. . .. . . .
. Ah, that one does work. Thanks.
...............................

Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital
letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.
Customer: Is that '7' in capital letters?.. 

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Sunday, 6 November 2011

What creative minds can do?

Amboi.
Haa klik kat gambar bg tumbesaran yang sihat.
Eheh kidding.
Untuk paparan yang jelas laa.
Ape lagi.
Gile kentang kan.







Saturday, 5 November 2011

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

18 SX Tak Larat


Waah penemuan hebat! 
Matilaaa!
X larat.
Gila Babi Kentang!
Boleh pulak terjumpa gambar ini sewaktu berjimba2 bersama Google.


Sunday, 12 June 2011

KL Gangster 2011

Hello Kentang.

Amacam cuti panjang.
Hoho.
Dah tengok KL Gangster?
Kentang baru je balik dari tengok cite ni kat e@Curve Cathay Cineplex.
Cerita yang sememangnye meletop.
4.5/5 kentang bagi.
Scene yang padat dengan action, kelakar dan sememangnye best.
Xde drag panjang2 and lama2.
Pelakon sume best2.
Kentang Like.
Nak review panjang2, sure dah ramai bagi review kan?
Google je.
Best.
Gi tengok cepat.



Sunday, 22 May 2011

Kentang is Back

Oh lama x berkentang.
Lately kentang busy bebenor.
Banyak hal2 kentang x dapat nak dielakkan.
So sekarang kentang kembali bergiat untuk mengentangkan diri.
Boleh?

Courtesy: Google

Friday, 6 May 2011

Gadis Bertudung Persenda Zikir

Apa yang diorang buat ni.
X kelakar langsung.
Bodoh!
Sape kenal?
Xde tindakan diambil ke.
Memalukan.

Friday, 22 April 2011

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Royal Wedding Cakes

Phewh.
Meletop sangat cake nye.
Agak nye sebijik cake serupa dengan harga kos 1 wedding orang melayu Malaysia?























Monday, 11 April 2011

Tukar Jantina! 18SX!

Siapa nak tukar jantina. Video ini adalah for education purpose. Tiada niat lain.
Kentang nak ingatkan supaya kita bersyukur dengan apa yang kita miliki.


Sejuk

Sejuk dan Tenang
Source: Google

Hi,
Kentang-kentang sekalian. Dah sarapan? Ade kentang? Sejuk kan pagi ni. Perasan tak. Cuaca kebelakangan ni sejuk je setiap hari. Berangin je. Malam pun x pasang aircond. Maybe sebab situasi kita sekarang dah lain. Kalo refer to the news Berita Harian Online yesterday. "Statistik dikeluarkan Jabatan Meteorologi mendapati Malaysia semakin berisiko menghadapu bencana alam berikutan perubahan cuaca yang mendadak seperti peningkatan kadar taburan hujan ribut petir dan tanah runtuh."

Takut jugak kan. Kite semua kena aware and take care. Berdoalah agar semua dalam keadaan baik2 sahaja. Insyaallah. Amin.

http://www.bharian.com.my/bharian/articles/Bersediahadapibencanadahsyat_/Article



Thursday, 7 April 2011

Thursday, 31 March 2011

Top 10 Worst Domain Names So Far

Domain. Sekarang kalau nak dicerita hampir semua business, x kira laa online ke x ke. Mesti ade web sendiri dan domain sendiri kan? Kentang je belum. Hoho. Nanti laa. Kentang ade terjumpe article menarik online kat Independent Sources yang kentang nak share. Top 10 web domain yang mungkin boleh di salah ertikan. Bahaya tuh. Hoho.


1. Who Represents
    www.whorepresents.com



2. Experts Exchange
    www.expertsexchange.com

  

3. Pen Island
    www.penisland.net


4.  Therapist Finder
     www.therapistfinder.com


5. Italian Power Generator
    www.powergenitalia.com


6. Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales
    www.molestationnursery.com


7. Computer Software
    www.ipanywhere.com


8. First Cumming Methodist Church
    www.cummingfirst.com


9. Brainless Art Designers
    www.speedofart.com


10. Holiday at Lake Tahoe
      www.gotahoe.com

Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Panas

Beberapa malam ni panas gila. Bila hujan nak turun ni?. Aircond pulak tengah rosak. Addoi!
Hilang mood nak buat kerja.


Source: Google


Jom gi guling sini wey.

Saturday, 26 March 2011

Earth Hour 2011

Earth Hour 2011
26th March 2011.
Apa plan korang?
Aiyuh kongsi!
Kentang kepenatan seharian bekerja Sabtu!
Mungkin berehat bersama bumi malam ini.
Enjoy!

Friday, 25 March 2011

Terbaik from Najwa Latif

Haa bagi sape yang belum kenal Najwa Latif dari Batu Pahat. Mari2. Baru je 15 tahun. Suara. Phewh. Sehabis merdu ni. Pandai main guitar lagi. Kalo tengok trademark die mesti nyanyi dalam kereta. Sangat Kentang ok! Lagu dibawah ni adalah salah satu dari kegemaran kentang ok. Bintang di masa depan maybe? Search je for Najwa Latif on youtube. Aiyuh laju2.

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Earthquake Alert!

Earthquakes in Thailand 6.8 and Myanmar 7.0 just happened.
Harap semuanya selamat. 
Kalau ade update2 kongsi2 ye.

Monday, 14 March 2011

Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor ft. Pitbull

Haa tuh die. Lagu J.Lo yang baru x baru sangat. Gile kentang. Suka sangat wo. Hot sungguh. Kan kan kan? Kasi semangat nak buat kerja malam ini. Mari2 joget.




Hey oh ay oh ay
Let’s take the whole world on a ride
J-LO!
Hey oh ay oh ay
Let’s take the whole world on a ride
Mr worldwide
Darling get on the floor
Darling get on the floor
Darling get on the floor
Darling get on the floor
Darling get on the floor
Darling I want the whole world to
Get on the floor
Darling get on the floor
Darling get on the floor
Darling get on the floor
Darling I want the whole world to
Get on the floor

I’m loose
And everybody knows I get off the train
Baby it’s the truth
I’m like inception I play with your brain
So I don’t sleep I snooze
I don’t play no games so don’t get it confused no
Cos you will lose yeah
Now pump it up
And back it up like a Tonka truck
That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy
All I need is some vodka and some… coke
And watch… get donkey konged
… if you’re ready for things to get heavy
I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me
Don’t believe me just vet me
My name ain’t Keath but I see why you Sweat me
L.A. Miami New York
Say no more get on the floor
Dance the night away
Live your life and stay out on the floor

Dance the night away
Grab somebody drink a little more
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
[ Lyrics from http://www.songonlyrics.com/jennifer-lopez-on-the-floor-lyrics-feat-pitbull ]
I know you gotta clap your hands on the floor
And keep on rocking work it up on the floor
If you’re a criminal kill it on the floor
Steal it quick on the floor
On the floor
Don’t stop keep it moving put your drinks up
It’s getting ill it’s getting sick on the floor
We never quit we never rest on the floor
If… I may die on the floor
Cos… London to Ibiza
Straight to L.A. New York
Vegas to Africa

Dance the night away
Live your life and stay out on the floor
Dance the night away
Grab somebody drink a little more
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
Freak it off kick it up
Raise the roof wreck the dancehall
… these walls light it up
Make some noise ohhh

Dance the night away
Live your life and stay out on the floor
Dance the night away
Grab somebody drink a little more
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor
Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor

Friday, 11 March 2011

Tsunami Alert!

Tsunami Alert for New Zealand, the Philippines, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, Hawaii, and others.

Waves expected over the next few hours, caused by 8.9 earthquake in Japan. -by Google



Kentang2 sekalian. Jaga diri baik2.

Patutlaa seharian sejuk, mendung dan renyai2 hujan nye. Hmm. :(



Click to enlarge



Click to enlarge