Technical Support

Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD out !!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet. It's still on my
desk . . . Sorry. Thank you.
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Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi .. . . I can't print.
Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . .
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me. I'm not Bill
Gates!!!
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Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try,
it says . . . 'CAN'T FIND PRINTER'. I even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it!!!
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Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah . . . . . .. . . . . Thank you.
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Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 store.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.
Customer: Okay..
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Wait a moment please. . .. . . .
. Ah, that one does work. Thanks.
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Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital
letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.
Customer: Is that '7' in capital letters?..